Tag: funny
member name: Chloe Berryman
|
April 22, 2009 07:24 PM EDT --
Why was the ink drop sad? Because her dad was in the pen and she didn't know how long the sentence would be
-and-
Show me someone in denial and I'll show you a person in Egypt up to their . . .
more
|
|
April 08, 2009 05:37 PM EDT --
Why is English so hard to learn you ask?
1. The bandage was wound around the wound.
2. The farm was used to produce produce.
3. The dump was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.
4. . . .
more
|
|
April 08, 2009 04:53 PM EDT --
I found a great pun source and decided that each day I will share a pun or two in order to hopefully add a smile to your day (if not at least a shake of the head)
Police were called to a daycare where . . .
more
|
|
April 09, 2009 01:12 PM EDT --
I found a great pun source and decided that each day I will share a pun or two. Corney? yes. but hopefully they will add a smile to your day (if not at least a shake of the head).
“Since Bruce got . . .
more
|
|
April 10, 2009 02:36 PM EDT --
The optical scientist who stole his colleague's bifocals was sentenced to three years in a state prism
-and-
The rumor that only strained orange juice is healthy was a good example of pulp . . .
more
|
|
April 10, 2009 03:40 PM EDT --
.....really needs to make androgenous fortunes. That way people don't end up like me. For instance: I am a straight woman and I got this fortune:
You and your wife will be happy in your life together . . .
more
|
|
April 13, 2009 04:26 PM EDT --
I found a great pun source [by great I mean they're so bad it's funny] and decided that each day I will share a pun or two in order to hopefully add a smile to your day (if not at least a shake . . .
more
|
|
April 15, 2009 04:06 PM EDT --
I found a great pun source [by great I mean they're so bad it's funny] and decided that each day I will share a pun or two in order to hopefully add a smile to your day (if not at least a . . .
more
|
|
April 20, 2009 07:39 PM EDT --
Still as groan-worthy as ever
I couldn't quite remember how to throw a boomerang, but eventually it came back to me
-and-
If you think you are a set of curtains, either see a . . .
more
|
|
April 21, 2009 06:28 PM EDT --
ok, so today's puns are...
He had a soft drink while catching up on the ironing. It was soda pressing.
and
Eugene O'Neil once wrote a play about a visit from an optometrist. He called . . .
more
|
|
April 27, 2009 07:59 PM EDT --
you know the drill...
I know a rancher who has 100 head of cattle, but he thought there were only 99 until he rounded them up
-and-
The racers all had shorts on that were too small for them, . . .
more
|
|
November 12, 2009 09:58 PM EST --
"The other day, I was In the TV room when I heard some weird noises coming from the kitchen. Thinking that my cat was hurt, I ran into the kitchen and found her in the space between the cabinet and the . . .
more
|
|
April 12, 2009 01:48 PM EDT --
Oh dear. This is more groan-worthy than any of the others. Brace yourself and forgive me...
I found a great pun source and decided that each day I will share a pun or two. Corney? yes. but hopefully . . .
more
|
|
May 17, 2009 03:31 PM EDT --
The fellow died before he was able to write his estranged daughter out of the will. Death before disown her
and
If a cow is being fed properly but doesn't give milk there must be an udder . . .
more
|
|
May 20, 2009 04:04 PM EDT --
I am 430 points from my very first cashout. Although I feel uncomfortable to ask for help, I am eager recieve my first ever giftcard, so even a little help is appriciated by me!
now for the puns. . . .
more
|
|
November 17, 2009 09:50 PM EST --
"Today, I took my sister out to lunch, and they got her order wrong. The guy at the register doesn't like me, so he didn't want to give my sister a refund or a new burger. Instead of letting me ask for . . .
more
|
|
November 15, 2009 05:20 PM EST --
a little humor
" A week ago I sent in an extension request form for my gas utilities bill. My roommates and I have all been scrambling to come up with the money to pay for it, so out of curiousity . . .
more
|
|
November 16, 2009 09:36 PM EST --
" Today, I had to cut my lawn, so I put my Ipod on and turned the music all the way up so I wouldn't have to hear the lawn mower. 30 minutes after pushing the lawn mower around I realized that I had . . .
more
|
|
|
|
